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sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

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pokemown:

noseperiod:

this still fucks me up

is that tekken

pokemown:

noseperiod:

this still fucks me up

is that tekken

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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mybilingualismismyotp:

santakinosnowjin:

somethingwithrainandbows:

Here, have some owls 

that is not an owl

It’s a rare breed you racist

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fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

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egobus:

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me as a teacher tbh

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unicornmunch:

dauntlessoldier:

4th of July posts

the last one killed me. … i can’t even .

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